The NorthWest Apple Pickers
Apple Pickin’s Newsletter Archive Site

 

This site houses the archives of
the newsletter from 2000 to 2008.

 

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New Breeds of Dogs

Cross a Collie and a Lhasa Apso to get a Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport.

Cross a Spitz and a Chow Chow to get a Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot.

Cross a Labrador Retriever and a Curly Coated Retriever to get a Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists.

Cross a Pointer and a Setter to get a Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet.

Cross a Great Pyrenees and a Dachshund to get a Pyradachs, a puzzling breed.

Cross an Irish Water Spaniel and an English Springer Spaniel to get an Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle.

Cross a Pekingnese and a Lhasa Apso to get a Peekasso, an abstract dog.

Cross a Terrier and a Bulldog to get a Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes.

Cross a Newfoundland and a Basset Hound to get a Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors.

Cross a Bloodhound and a Labrador to get a Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly.

Cross a Malamute and a Pointer to get a Moot Point, owned by… oh, well; it doesn’t matter.

Cross a Deerhound and a Terrier to get a Derriere, a dog that’s true to the end.

Cross a Bull Terrier and a ShihTzu to get a… oh, never mind!